Mechanical Rules the World..!

1. No Fluctuation, No error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule Forever
2. God is Mechanical Engineer, So AM!
3. I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineer
4. Without ME physics is just theory
5. Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain
6. Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency
7. Mechanical Engineers: The world does resolve around us
8. When the Mechanical rest, the World rust
9. 2 years ago Logical, 1 year ago Digital, Forever its Mechanical
10. Trust me I am an ME
11. From Screwing to Manufacturing… We do it all..
12. ME – The God Father of Engineering
13. Once it was Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was Mechanical
14. We build Machines that Build Machines
15. ME Engineers do it with precision
16. No TECH without MECH
17. Religion: Engineer; Caste: Mechanical
18. When we screw; even metals cry
19. I am a Mechanical Engineer, not a magician
20. No bugs to kill, no circuits to fill, We are born to rule..we are Mechanical’s
21. We are the gear of tomorrow
22. Do u know the meaning of ME? ; MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME.
23. Machinist do it with Precession
24. East or West; Mech is best
25. When we shine we Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the world, We are Kings   of all…Mechanical Engineers !
26.  Mercury level is raising because Mechanical is on Fire
27. Mechanical Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become software
28. No Teeth No World, No Gears No World
29. When there is a Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah dats ME
30. Make a way for mighty mex or get screwed. Machine rule the world, We rule the Machines
31. Gentlemen I will Start your Engines
32. Suck-squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it in a 4stroke way
33. I screw for Leaving
34. Mine is not to ask Why, Mine is to Tool and die..!
35. Ask me for a Lube job
36. Have you checked your oil lately
37. Let me tighten your bolts !
38. We do it in four stroke way
39. Let me check your Horn
40. Rear End Collision Specialist
41. Ask me about my Toolbox !
42. Got the Nerve to dare ME ?
43. Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME !
44. Nut is as per bolt
45. Highly Mechanized
46. Mechanical Engineering a shear delight
47. Get in gear with a mechanical engineer
48. I am not a nut but I can screw well
49. I believe in Big Bang theory
50. Never take ME as granted !
51. It’s not that I can’t explain, it’s just that you wouldn’t understand
52. If it’s not broke, take it apart and fix it
53. Yesterday, I couldn’t spell Engineer, today I are one
54. Life is fluid
55. This is what an engineer looks like..
56. Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee
57. Dad’s pit screw
58. Just d (u) it
59. Is Hell endothermic or exothermic ?
60. So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not lighter emitter but a Dark Sucker
61. Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes really bad
62. Mechanical Engineers build planes and missiles Civil Engineers build targets
63. We have what it takes what you have
64. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go
65. Every nut needs a bolt
66. Join us or dare to bit us..
67. Shame on u girls still I am single ..the Mechanical Engineer
68. Suck, Squeeze, Bang, and blow – This is how ME Loves to do it
69. Had we, a place to stand upon, we might raise the world
70. Mechanical Engineers do it automatically
71. Mechanical Engineer do it with fluid dynamics
72. MECH Dares, all other just STARES
73. We crank up the lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the “Mechanical Engineers”
74. Cranks and wheels with piston and gears no one’s like us and not even dares we the creator of machines and others despair just bcoz we are the Mechanical Engineers
75. We make the world
76. We Mech the world
77. So what if u r not an Mech Engineer everybody is not born Perfectionist
78. Can do it again & again I Reciprocate..!
79. Mam, please enter the RPM
80. Feeling Lonely at the Top!!! – Mech. Engg.
81. If you like me raise your Hand else raise your Standard – I am just ME!
82. I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your Horn Louder
83. Casting the world, Forging the campus, Shaping the universe, Welding the rest of all braches, Bcoz, We are the Men, We are the machine, and we are Mechanical Engineer’s

Mechanical Slogans

Here are some Mechanical Quotes, Mechanical Slogans and few Mechanical Punch lines. They can be used over T-shirts in Competition’s also. This would be mostly useful to Mechanical Engineers.

M – Machinist                                                  M – Macho
E – They are Engineers                                    E – Enigmatic
C – They are creative                                       C – Creative
H – Hard worker                                              H – Hardworking
A – Achiever                                                    A – Aggressive
N – Naughty                                                     N – Notorious
I – Imaginative                                                 I – Idealistic
C – Control on Machine                                  C – Creative
A – Apply Techniques                                     A – Adorable
L – Learner                                                       L – Logical

Tips for A Better Life

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. Sleep for 7 hours.

4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

5. Play more games.

6. Read more books than you did in 2007.

7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

11. Drink plenty of water.

12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.

14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

18. Smile and laugh more.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.

24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

25. Forgive everyone for everything.

26. What other people think of you is none of your business.

27. GOD heals everything.

28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

30. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

31. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

32. The best is yet to come.

33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

34. Do the right thing!

35. Call your family often.

36. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

37. Each day give something good to others.

38.  Don't over do.  Keep your limits.

39. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.

40. Find Opportunities in Difficulty rather Difficulties in Opportunity.