January 31, 2015

Mechanical Rules the World..!

  1. No Fluctuation, No error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule Forever
  2. God is Mechanical Engineer, So AM!
  3. I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineer
  4. Without ME physics is just theory
  5. Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain
  6. Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency
  7. Mechanical Engineers: The world does resolve around us
  8. When the Mechanical rest, the World rust
  9. 2 years ago Logical, 1 year ago Digital, Forever its Mechanical
  10. Trust me I am an ME
  11. From Screwing to Manufacturing… We do it all..
  12. ME – The God Father of Engineering
  13. Once it was Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was Mechanical
  14. We build Machines that Build Machines
  15. ME Engineers do it with precision
  16. No TECH without MECH
  17. Religion: Engineer; Caste: Mechanical
  18. When we screw; even metals cry
  19. I am a Mechanical Engineer, not a magician
  20. No bugs to kill, no circuits to fill, We are born to rule..we are Mechanical’s
  21. We are the gear of tomorrow
  22. Do u know the meaning of ME? ; MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME.
  23. Machinist do it with Precession
  24. East or West; Mech is best
  25. When we shine we Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the world, We are Kings   of all…Mechanical Engineers !
  26.  Mercury level is raising because Mechanical is on Fire
  27. Mechanical Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become software
  28. No Teeth No World, No Gears No World
  29. When there is a Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah dats ME
  30. Make a way for mighty mex or get screwed. Machine rule the world, We rule the Machines
  31. Gentlemen I will Start your Engines
  32. Suck-squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it in a 4stroke way
  33. I screw for Leaving
  34. Mine is not to ask Why, Mine is to Tool and die..!
  35. Ask me for a Lube job
  36. Have you checked your oil lately
  37. Let me tighten your bolts !
  38. We do it in four stroke way
  39. Let me check your Horn
  40. Rear End Collision Specialist
  41. Ask me about my Toolbox !
  42. Got the Nerve to dare ME ?
  43. Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME !
  44. Nut is as per bolt
  45. Highly Mechanized
  46. Mechanical Engineering a shear delight
  47. Get in gear with a mechanical engineer
  48. I am not a nut but I can screw well
  49. I believe in Big Bang theory
  50. Never take ME as granted !
  51. It’s not that I can’t explain, it’s just that you wouldn’t understand
  52. If it’s not broke, take it apart and fix it
  53. Yesterday, I couldn’t spell Engineer, today I are one
  54. Life is fluid
  55. This is what an engineer looks like..
  56. Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee
  57. Dad’s pit screw
  58. Just d (u) it
  59. Is Hell endothermic or exothermic ?
  60. So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not lighter emitter but a Dark Sucker
  61. Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes really bad
  62. Mechanical Engineers build planes and missiles Civil Engineers build targets
  63. We have what it takes what you have
  64. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go
  65. Every nut needs a bolt
  66. Join us or dare to bit us..
  67. Shame on u girls still I am single ..the Mechanical Engineer
  68. Suck, Squeeze, Bang, and blow – This is how ME Loves to do it
  69. Had we, a place to stand upon, we might raise the world
  70. Mechanical Engineers do it automatically
  71. Mechanical Engineer do it with fluid dynamics
  72. MECH Dares, all other just STARES
  73. We crank up the lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the “Mechanical Engineers”
  74. Cranks and wheels with piston and gears no one’s like us and not even dares we the creator of machines and others despair just bcoz we are the Mechanical Engineers
  75. We make the world
  76. We Mech the world
  77. So what if u r not an Mech Engineer everybody is not born Perfectionist
  78. Can do it again & again I Reciprocate..!
  79. Mam, please enter the RPM
  80. Feeling Lonely at the Top!!! – Mech. Engg.
  81. If you like me raise your Hand else raise your Standard – I am just ME!
  82. I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your Horn Louder
  83. Casting the world, Forging the campus, Shaping the universe, Welding the rest of all braches, Bcoz, We are the Men, We are the machine, and we are Mechanical Engineer’s

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